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His and hers road trip
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Rating : 5.18, 80 votes.
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HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it`s the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he`s right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air. Pulls up to a 7 -11. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer. Curses the night. Curses you. Curses the large slurpee. Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. Admits he didn`t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister`s anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. He had to look up pernicious. Couldn`t find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary. Couldn`t spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all. But she is laughing inside.. And of course you`re still lost.
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