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He said.. I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put in it.
She said..You wear briefs, don`t you
He said.. Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said.. What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said.. It`s not my fault.. I ran out of money.
He said.. Since I first laid eyes on you, I`ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said.. Well, you succeeded.
He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you
She said.. Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said.. Let`s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said.. Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said.. Why don`t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said.. I would, but you`re never there.
He said.. Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said.. That`s a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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