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English translations by gender
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Women`s English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I`m sorry = You`ll be sorry We need = I want It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You will pay for this later We need to talk = I want to complain Sure, go ahead = I don`t want you to I`m not upset = Of course I`m upset, you moron! You`re so manly = You sweat a lot and you need to shave Your certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about? Be romantic, turn off the lights = I don`t want you to see my flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = And carpeting and furniture and wallpaper. .. . Hang the picture there = NO! I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I am about to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today that you aren`t going to like I`ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I`m beautiful Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing really = Your such an ass hole Men`s English: I`m hungry = I`m hungry I`m tired = I`m tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out for dinner? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I`d eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress = Nice cleavage You look tense, let me give you a masssage = I want to fondle you What`s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I`m bored = Do you want to have sex tonight? I love you = There I said it, Let`s have sex now I love you too = Now we have to have sex! Let`s talk = I am trying to prove to you that I am a deep person and maybe then you`ll have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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