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A man's world
Gender jokes
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place
to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can`t even afford
a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It`s one of those "evolutionary things"
that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with
"A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman`s watch?
You don`t. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can`t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He`ll shut up once you let him in.
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What`s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won`t do what she`s told.
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I married Miss Right.
I just didn`t know her first name was Always.
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I haven`t spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don`t like to interrupt her.
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Scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes a woman`s sex drive by 90%.
It`s called a Wedding Cake.
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
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Our last fight was my fault:
My wife asked me "What`s on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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In the beginning,
God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said,
"I haven`t eaten anything for days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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Young Son:
"Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn`t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad:
That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
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