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Efficiency expert
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An efficiency expert concluded His lecture with a note of caution. "You don`t want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.
"I watched my wife`s routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, `Hon, why don`t you try carrying several things at once?`"
"Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.
"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."
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