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Switched cocks
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While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I`m celebrating."
"I`m celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I`ve been trying to have a child," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I`m pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass.
"As it happens, I`m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they`re finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
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