|
|
|
Stupid answers
Computer jokes
Rating : 6.53, 36 votes.
Reviews : 4 [add review]
A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.
At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.
Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: Hi, where am I?"
The solitary office worker replies: "You`re in an airplane."
The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers asked the pilot how he did it.
"Simple," replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft`s support office, and from there, the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!"
Rating : 6.53, 36 votes.
Reviews : 4 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 4, Rating : 6.53, 36 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
your momma is so fat that when she was in Asia, a car in New York swerved to stop from hitting her... Read this joke...
One day, while a blonde was out driving Her car, she ran into a truck... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
What`s worse than lobsters on your piano?Crabs on your organ... Read this joke...
"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I`ve got some great Irish jokes... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appit... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff