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Slow internet connection
Computer jokes
Rating : 4.91, 65 votes.
Reviews : 48 [add review]
10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is
A Little Slow
1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your
connection
4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup
and it displays a week later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online
6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner"
...for 1989
7. You`re still in the middle of downloading that
popular new game, "PacMan"
8. Everyone you talk to on the `net phone` sounds
like Forrest Gump
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them
10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door
opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon
flies out.
Rating : 4.91, 65 votes.
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