Remember when . . .

Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the
nights now they all mean different things and that really
mega bytes

An application was for employment a program was a TV show
a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank
account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody
found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage not something
you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public
you`d be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long
trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a
backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a
web was a spider`s home and a virus was the flu

I guess I`ll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my
head I hear nobody`s been killed in a computer crash but
when it happens they wish they were dead

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