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I have a microsoft waiter
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Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I`ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won`t be there this time.
Patron: No, it`s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it`s the way you`re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it`s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I`m running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn`t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I`m so hungry now, I`ll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There`s a gnat in my soup!
The check: Soup of the Day. .. .. .. .. . $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day.. $2.50 Access to support. .. .. .. .. $1.00
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