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Home on the web
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Home on the Web ----------------- (to the tune of "Home on the Range") VERSE: Oh give me a site where the links all work right -- one that doesn`t take too long to load -- where the text can be seen on my 13-inch screen -- one that offers a "no-Java" mode. REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM. Please take pity on me -- I`m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Though your video files give your pages some style I can`t read them upon my PC; Massive graphics and sound crash my system, I`ve found, so please put in some "alt" tags for me! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me -- I`m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem! VERSE: Please don`t ask me to "chat" with your favorite cat; I don`t have an IRC code. And don`t ask me to buy games for Win 95 -- My PC is way too darn old! REFRAIN: Home, home on the Web on my 486 IBM Please take pity on me -- I`m still on Netscape 3 with a 14.4-speed modem!
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