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Home on the web
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Home on the Web
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(to the tune of "Home on the Range")
VERSE:
Oh give me a site
where the links all work right --
one that doesn`t take too long to load --
where the text can be seen
on my 13-inch screen --
one that offers a "no-Java" mode.
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM.
Please take pity on me --
I`m still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Though your video files
give your pages some style
I can`t read them upon my PC;
Massive graphics and sound
crash my system, I`ve found,
so please put in some "alt" tags for me!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take pity on me --
I`m still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
VERSE:
Please don`t ask me to "chat"
with your favorite cat;
I don`t have an IRC code.
And don`t ask me to buy
games for Win 95 --
My PC is way too darn old!
REFRAIN:
Home, home on the Web
on my 486 IBM
Please take pity on me --
I`m still on Netscape 3
with a 14.4-speed modem!
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