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Gender and computers
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Gender and Computers Top nine reasons computers must be male:
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- A better model is always just around the corner.
- They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
- It is always necessary to have a backup.
- They`ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
- The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
- The lights are on but nobody`s home.
- Big power surges knock them out for the night.
- Size does matter
Top nine reasons computers must be female:
- Picky, picky, picky.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- Beauty is only shell deep.
- When you ask what`s wrong, they say "nothing".
- Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- Always turning simple statements into big productions.
- Smalltalk is important.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it`s wrong.
- They make you take the garbage out.
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