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Bill gates in hell-1
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Bill Gates dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you`ve got me in a good mood, I`ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you`ll be locked up forever."
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of fine wine sitting on a table. To Bill`s delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says "I`ll take this option."
"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?!?"
"That`s what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "But the bottle has a hole in it!"
"Why the PC?", he continued, "It`s got the latest version of Windows and it`s missing three keys!"
"Which three?" said Lucifer.
"Control, Alt and Delete!"
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