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The tearful bride...
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A new young blonde bride calls Her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn`t appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," Her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don`t understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says Her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn`t the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket. What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - `Prepare from a frozen state,` so I flew to Alaska!"
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