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A blonde at sea!
Blonde jokes
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A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end Her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed Her tears, took pity on her, and said,
"Look, you`ve got a lot to live for. I`m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.
I`ll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around Her shoulder and added, "I`ll keep you happy, and you`ll keep me happy."
The girl nodded `yes.` After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought Her aboard and hid Her in a life-boat.
From then on, every night he brought Her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," the blonde explained. "He`s taking me to Europe, and he`s screwing me."
"He sure is, lady... This is the Staten Island Ferry!"
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