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A blonde is overweight, so Her doctor puts Her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she`s lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I`ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.

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