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President bill clinton visits pearly gates
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President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It`s me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on Earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn`t hold that against me because I didn`t inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn`t hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn`t commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here`s the deal. We`ll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won`t call it `Hell.` You`ll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won`t call it `eternity.` Don`t `abandon all hope` upon entering but don`t hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
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