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Great hooters
Blonde jokes
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Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking` so sad.
Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why?"
Sally, "Cause I just can`t get a man."
Liz, "Well, you sure won`t find one in the middle of the woods."
Sally, "Don`t be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn`t find it."
Liz, "I don`t understand what you`re talking about."
Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."
Liz, "So, how`s that going help you get a man."
Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."
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