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Bottom deodorant-1
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Needing Deodorant...
A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the
assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little
bemused, explains to the
woman that they don`t sell bottom deodorant, and never
have.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter
that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular
basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well
that they don`t stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She
smiles at the thick blonde pillock and says, "One moment
please, I will get the chemist."
The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you
miss?"
"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the
blonde.
"I`m sorry," says the chemist, "we don`t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I`ll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the
chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a
normal stick of under arm deodorant".
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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