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Blonde quickies 10
Blonde jokes
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Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They`re both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Don`t tell her to swallow. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ? A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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