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Blonde detective training
Blonde jokes
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds
and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you
recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That`s easy, we`ll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that`s because the picture
shows his profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes
the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her,
"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips Her hair and says, "Ha!
He`d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What`s the matter with you
two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING
because it`s a picture of his profile! Is that the best
answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is
your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"
.. . think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and
says, "Hmmmm. .. the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really
doesn`t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that`s an interesting answer. .. wait here for a few
minutes while I check his file and I`ll get back to you on
that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the
suspect`s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
smile on his face. "Wow! I can`t believe it... It`s TRUE!
The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work!
How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That`s easy," the blonde replied. "He can`t wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
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