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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I`m going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened His lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I`m going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened His lunch and said, "Bologna" again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I`m jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened His lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to His death.
The Mexican opened His lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
The blonde opened His lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to His death as well. At the funeral the Irishman`s wife was weeping. She said, "If I`d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican`s wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn`t realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde`s wife... "Hey, don`t look at me," she said, "he makes His own lunch."
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