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A blonde weight problem
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A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a
diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see
you, you`ll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she`s lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that`s amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I`ll tell you, though, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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