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Pirates adventure
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A pirate walked into a bar, the bartender said, "Hey, I haven`t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"what about the wooden leg? You didn`t have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I am fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?`
"We were in another battle, I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I am fine, really."
"So, what about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day, we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over, I looked up, and one of the pooped in my eye."
"You`re kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn`t lose an eye from some bird poop."
"It was my first day with the hook."
Submitted by BreeBrown
Edited by calamjo
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