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Frog and rat in bar
Bar jokes
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A guy walks into a bar. He tells the bartender he has no money, but in exchange for a beer he`ll show him a trick he`ll never forget.
The bartender shakes his head but goes ahead and gives the man a beer.
The guy takes a rat out of one pocket and a frog out of another. The rat scurries over to the bar`s piano and plays a tune. The frog belts out the song in perfect harmony with the rat`s piano playing.
A few minutes later another man walks over and offers the customer $100 for the frog. He instantly accepts, and gives the other man the frog.
"Are you nuts?" the bartender asks. "That frog could be worth a fortune to you."
"Don`t be so sure," the customer says. "The rat`s a ventriloquist."
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