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Fall-down drunk
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought.
"I`ll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn`t you?" she said "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.
"How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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