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Redneck quickies 5
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You might be a redneck if... Your momma doesn`t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by. Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states. You`ve ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin` dog. You`re an expert on worm beds. The dogcatcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!" Your family tree does not fork. The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls. You haul more than U-Haul.
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