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Careful wishes
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Joe walks into a bar and sits down.
He notices that the guy next to him is talking and listening to a tiny man, less than a foot tall who is playing an equally tiny piano on the bar in front of him.
Joe is like "Holy crap, where did you get that?"
The guy gives him a small rock. He tells him all he has to do is rub it and he`ll get anything he wishes for.
Joe takes the rock and takes off for the bathroom.
A few minutes later he emerges, looking dazed and confused, and is followed by thousands of ducks.
He goes back to the bar and says "I don`t understand. I wished for a million bucks, and suddenly I was surounded by all of these ducks. What happened?"
The man rolls his eyes and says, "Well, what do you think? Do you really believe that I wished for a ten inch pianist?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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