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Bloodcurdling scream
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo`s through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. What`s all the screaming about in there? You`re scaring my customers!"
The drunk responds, "I`m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and looks in. You idiot! You`re sitting on the mop bucket!
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