|
|
|
3 ducks
Bar jokes
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A guy walks into a bar with 3 ducks under his arm. the barman, a curious fellow, wants a word with the ducks but knows the man would object. after an hour, the man goes to the toilet.
"Hi, what`s your name," he asks the first duck
"Luey"
"What you been doing today"
"I`ve been playing around in Puddles"
"Nice, and your are?" he askes the second
"Huey"
"And what have you been doing today?"
"I`ve been in and out of Puddles all day, and given the chance I`d do it again"
"Oh," and to the last," you must be Duey?"
"NO! I`m Puddles, and don`t you dare ask me how my days been!"
Editted by Curtis
Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Bar jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 1.00, 1 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn`t say hello, I`d say boo!... Read this joke...
Man walks into a store and asks the clerk "Do you have anypolish sausage... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
One day a blonde was golfing... Read this joke...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn`t bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Were abouts do most woman have curly hair?In Fiji... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff