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Sick dog
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A couple buys this cute little dog. They take him home and two days later the dog becomes very lazy. It won`t eat, doesn`t bark, heck it doesn`t even move at all.
So the couple decides to take the dog to the Vet. The Vet looks at the dog and then lays it on the floor. He then brings a cat into the room and sets it beside the dog. The cat crawls all over the dog for several minutes and then runs around the dog four times before the Vet picks up the cat and puts him back in his cage.
The Vet then turns to the couple and says, "I`m sorry to tell you this, but your dog is dead... That`ll be $225.00."
"$225.00?," screamed the outraged man. "You expect me to pay you that much just to tell me my dog is dead?"
The Vet replied, "It`s only $25.00 for the office visit and $200.00 for the Cat Scan."
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