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Hung like an elephant
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This little boy is visiting the zoo with His father. They stop to have a look at an elephant and the kid just stares at it in fascination. Eventually he asks His father, "Dad, what`s that thing hanging down?"
"That`s the elephant`s trunk," replies His father.
"No, I mean at the other end."
"Oh, that`s the elephant`s penis."
"That`s funny," mused the little boy, "Last time we were here, Mum told me it was nothing."
"Well," said the smiling father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman."
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