|
|
|
Gorilla problem
Animal jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Paul, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals` cages. Paul, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn`t very bright. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Paul was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the gorilla for five hundred bucks? Paul showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Paul announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don`t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Paul, "you`ve gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Animal jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn`t turn out... Read this joke...
We`ve all been interviewed for jobs... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Mary and Liz (a blonde) were talkin in the office one day... Read this joke...
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff