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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog`s cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let`s have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I`m going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he`s cross-eyed?"
"No, because he`s really heavy"

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