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Wilkinsons razors
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"Y`all got any American razor blades in here?" the Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinsons."
"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo."
"I don`t give a damn if they passed them out on Noah`s Ark if they ain`t any good," the Texan retorted.
"I can assure you they are very good sir." the peeved druggist said. "Why just last year, my wife swallowed one. It gave her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, circumcised the gardener, emasculated a neighbor, cut two of a delivery boy`s fingers off at the knuckle -- and I still got 10 shaves out of it."
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