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Never been hugged joke
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This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a pool. He asks "What`s the problem?" she says "Well I`ve never been hugged before." Well this is a nice guy so he hops the fence and gives her a hug. Half an hour later he is going back to his car and hears her crying. He asks "Now what`s wrong?" she says "I`ve been thinking and.. I`ve never been kissed before". Well the guy thinks what`s the harm in giving her a kiss to make her feel better? He hops the fence and gives her a kiss. At his car he finds that his keys are lost so he goes back to the girl and finds his keys there but he sees her crying again. "Now what`s wrong" he asked She responds "I`ve never been screwed before" The guy picks her up and throws her into the pool and says "Now you`re screwed real good."
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