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What's a pussy?
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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy and their bitch.
The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What`s a pussy?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy."
The son then asks "What`s a bitch?"
The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what`s a pussy?"
The father doesn`t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"
The dad replies, "That`s everything outside the circle!"
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