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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you`ve been telling people that I`m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I`ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you`ve been calling me fat?!?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I`ve also heard that you`re saying that my husband has a wart on His dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on His dick!"

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