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Two midgets meet two
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There are 2 midgets who have adjoining rooms in a hotel with incredibly thin walls.They decided to check out the hotel bar, when they get there they see these 2 lovely blondes and manage to get them to go up2 there adjoining rooms.Midget number 1 says to midget number 2 "go on lad have fun !"..so Midget number 1 is in his room with this amazing blonde, she begins to strip off revealing a lovely toned body, and to his fustration he cant get a erection and to add to this he can hear midget number 2 in the next room shouting "1 - 2 - 3 arrrgh.1 - 2 - 3 uurrgg.1 - 2 - 3 ooohhhhh..."
all night long ..so midget number 1 thinks " ahh forget about it !" and goes to sleep .The next morning he awakes to find the blonde gone, midget number 1 goes into the hallway and bumps into midget number 2 and midget number 2 says " how did it go with the sexy little thing last night ?"
he replies " embarassing, awful i couldnt even get a hard on !" Midget number 2 says " you think that is bad .. I COULDNT EVEN GET ON THE BED ! "
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