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Triplets-1
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots Her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it`s too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What`s wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter.
The mother tells Her it`s okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out."
Again the mother tells Her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It`s okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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