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The gates of heaven
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Three nuns die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven ST. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. Then he asks them which one wants to go first. The oldest of the three say I will go fisrt and set an example for the other two. So St Peter asks her "Who was the first man on Earth?"
. She says thats easy Adam was the first man on Earth. Lights flash, horns blow, bells ring, and the gates of heaven open wide and the nun enters. Well the second nun steps up and says I guess I will go next. St Peter asks her "Who was the first woman on Earth?"
She answers thats easy Eve was the first woman on Earth. Lights flash, horns blow, bells ring and the gates of heaven open up and that nun enters. The last nun steps up and says I guess it is my turn now. St Peter then asks her "What were the first words Eve said to Adam?"
. The nun thinks and thinks and she cant come up with what Evesaid to Adam first so she looks at St Peter and says "Thats hard". Lights flash, horns blow bells ring and the gates of heaven open up.
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