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That's me before
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After a long night buying a foxy woman drinks, Joe took advantage by giving Her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the woman asked Joe in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another and before you know it, Joe was naked.
After making great love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she said.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe, bewildered.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That`s me before the operation."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by yisman and Curtis
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