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Modems beat women
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Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:
- A modem doesn`t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT".
- When you`re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
- A modem won`t say a word if you come home late.
- A modem can`t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
- A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
- You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
- A modem doesn`t mind if you call another modem.
- A virus you catch from your modem doesn`t require a trip to the doctor.
- You don`t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
- Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control - you can even turn the sound OFF.
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