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Spot
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A young man finally agrees to meet the parents of the young woman he`s been dating.
But by the time he gets to their house, His nerves have put him in a state of gastric distress.
The problem develops into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through dinner he realizes he can`t hold it in a second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escapes.
"Spot!" the girlfriend`s mother calls to the family dog, who is lying at the young man`s feet.
Relieved that the dog took the blame, he lets a slightly larger one slip out.
"Spot!" she calls sharply. The young man thinks he`s got it made and decides to let a big one go, which he believes will put an end to His problem.
"Spot!!" shrieks the mother. "Get over here before he craps on you!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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