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Rejected valentines
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Rating : 5.80, 69 votes.
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk / But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow / Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow
8. I bought this Valentine`s card at the store / In hopes that, later, you`d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right / I just wish it wasn`t $250 a night.
6. You`re a woman of style, you`re a woman of class / Especially when I`m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished / But now I`m fulfilled.. . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass / Our love has grown.. . but so`s your ass.
3. You`re a honey.. . and you`re a cutie / I just wished you had J-Lo`s "booty".
2. I don`t wanna be sappy or silly or corny / So, right to the point, let`s do it, I`m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister / You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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