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Party for two!
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This fellow named Sam has been riding Harleys for 25 years and is finally sick of fixing `em.
He quits His job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont, as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it`s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, Sam is finishing dinner when someone knocks on His door. He opens it and there`s a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name`s Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge...havin` a party Saturday...thought you`d like to come."
"Great," Sam says, "after six months of this I`m ready to meet some local folks, thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you there`s gonna be some drinkin`."
"Not a problem...after 25 years of Harley riding, I can do that with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More `n` likely gonna be some fightin` too."
"Damn!" Sam thinks, "tough crowd...sounds like the Redwood Run."
"Well," he says, "I get along with people. I`ll be there, thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I`ve seen some wild sex at these parties too."
"Now that is not a problem," says Sam, "remember, I`ve been alone for six months. I`ll definitely be there! By the way...what should I wear to the party?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want... It`s just gonna be the two of us."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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