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Oompf oompf boom
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One day a big Indian Chief goes to his local Pharmasave. He goes up to the clerk and says "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut go oomph right nut go oompf, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"
Now the clerk was quite impressed by this sexual feat so he grabs some Trojans for professionals and tells the chief to come back and tell him how they worked.
The next day the big Chief comes back to the Pharmasave, goes right up to the clerk and gruffly says "Last night me fuck squaw, left nut go oomph, right nut go oompf, dick go oomph, condom go BOOM!"
The clerk thinks to himself "Damn, this guy has super ejaculation going on" so he goes into the back of the store and gets a prototype condom for the Chief. The description on the box read: This is a joint effort between Goodyear and Michelin. This condom is steel belted and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
The clerk hands the condom to the Chief and tells him this, and to come back and tell him how it worked.
The next day the chief comes back on crutches with a shotgun under his arm. He storms up to the clerk. The clerk is thinking "Oh Shit! The condom must not have worked and he's real pissed."
The chief yells "LAST NIGHT ME FUCK SQUAW! LEFT NUT GO OOMPH!!.RIGHT NUT GO OOMPH!! .. DICK GO OOMPH!.. CONDOM GO OOMPH!!... LEFT NUT GO BOOM!!"
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