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Onion balls
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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's testicles. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkups.
"How's your sex life?"
the doctor asked.
"Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects."
"Like what?"
the doctor asked anxiously.
"Well, every time I piss my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
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