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Nurse's hell
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A doctor died and was being screened for the destination of his soul`s eternal afterlife.
Unfortunately he`d been a bit of a lout and greedy to boot, so he wasn`t quite certain what to expect.
Upon his arrival at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greeted him and informed the Doctor that he would be allowed to choose from one of the doors before him, but that because of his greed and misdeeds, he may find the choices rather disturbing.
Upon opening the first door, he saw fire and brimstone of truly Biblical proportions, a horrifying sight, so he quickly shut the door.
After looking through the second door, he was even more horrified to see various tortured souls ravaged by plague, disease, and other maladies too terrible to mention, while an evil guard stood watch.
Nervously he opened the third door to discover groups of white-coated male physicians, being waited on hand and foot by beautiful young women dressed in little more than nursing caps!
He rushed excitedly back to Saint Peter and said, "I`ll take the third door!"
"Oh, no, I`m afraid that`s not possible," exclaimed Saint Peter. "That`s NURSE`S Hell!"
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