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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning she comments how lovely it looks.
The new maid pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells Her husband. He says, "I`ve never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask Her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I`ve never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off Her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to Her husband, "I hope you`re satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed... I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."


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